; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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