i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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