dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
You can't motorboat a personality
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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