Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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