I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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