You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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