would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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