I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
This baby is an asshole
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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