Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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