You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
It's Friday. Sex?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
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