you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
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Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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