Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
i need some magic done to my vagina
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