Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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