So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
Randomize
