Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
