this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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