everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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