It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize
