Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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