why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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