How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
i believe in u and ur pee
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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