Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
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