So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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