Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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