can u get pink eye on your cock?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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