okay pat passed out under dana's car
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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