He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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