awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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