I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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