Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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