I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
this will be a night to untag.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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