Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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