i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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