she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
We don't watch enough power rangers
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
be right there i have to get my cape
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
