I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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