I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I have tasted many bathrooms
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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