READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
