quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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