If i come over, it means nothing
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Randomize
