I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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