take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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