Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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