She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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