it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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