dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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