Dual....:-)
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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