We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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