that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
4 words: hood of his car
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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