What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Randomize
