I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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