I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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