xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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