if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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