Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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