I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
