I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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