So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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