god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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